Greetings! If I told you that I was – Thoth, the thinking movie monk, it should be self-explanatory, I’m thinking. However, I’m thinking, most wouldn’t give it any thought – because of Murphy’s Law. So I have to – ironically – think of ways to explain myself, in a way you’ll get it without having to think too much, i’m thinking.
So, to describe myself in one line –
I’m a monk that meditates on movies and my reviews are full of Thoth (No it’s not a lisp! It’s called a pun). My reviews are definitely not some presumptuous pessimistic critic’s perspective. In fact, I offer an honest and insightful perspective on why, when and how I think – you can enjoy an awesome meditative movie experience… Hmm, I’m thinking… Did I mention I wasn’t a presumptuous critic?
What else?… Think of a being with the wisdom of Gandalf, with the swag of Colonel Landa, with a mind like the interwoven dreams of Inception… And if I were a movie, everyone would actually buy all that, I’m thinking… So don’t think too much, just click on the link below to read my Thoths on movieth thath I Lovth to *bites-tongue*… Ghaaa!