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Dial 1800-00-Valhalla!

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Dial 1800-00-Valhalla!



(Or literally to a screen near you, in case you are torrenting and saying “Yay” to piracy)?


Unless you really don’t give a damn about adrenaline rushes, in which case, go watch The Notebook or something. *Awww moment alert*


To which you can clearly argue the point about her “wasting time” on this argument and everyone knows that Time = Money. LOL!


Unless you are looking at the LEFT side of the screen!

After a long wait, like literally 30 years! (Forgive me Mel Gibson – the only reason I am asking for forgiveness from Mel Gibson is because he was Jesus in Passion of Christ. So yeah!)




Think life is getting monotonous? Watch Mad Max!
Don’t Trust Tom Hardy as of yet? Watch Mad Max!
Wished your grandmother could ride a motorbike? Watch Mad Max!
Still single after 23 swipes on Tinder? Err…Watch Mad Max!

We have packed it all for you…all in one giant ass chase!


I’d say it’s a pretty raw deal since we all need that extra adrenaline every now and then, right?


Not only that, Mad Max comes with its amazing amount of accessories to enhance your viewing experience. Wanna know more…keep scrolling!


And to top it all, the coming together of all these accessories combines into one awesome product that is this movie with less than a 100 dialogues and more than 100 stunts. It’s as if George Miller was like “Oh great! We got this one line of dialogue here, we need to add a stunt in there somewhere”.

Fine example –> So if you thought, rockstars are always high, beat this shit…


If that doesn’t TURN YOU ON, in the most bizarre way possible, I don’t know what would? (I am talking to girls here ok)

Half way through this movie, you’d probably be cheering for the BAD guys! And I won’t blame you, cause you want the chase to freakin end. Not because it’s boring or long, but by now you are probably considering booking a bed in the hospital nearest to you as your blood pressure is aiming for an all-time high score.

But, if that is your dope, we have…


The movie has so much of awesomeness, that even if you watch the movie backwards, the level of insanity doesn’t decrease.


Didn’t get the plot? 10 minutes into the movie and it won’t really matter anyways! If you still don’t believe me, here’s what our esteemed customers had to say about it…


So Order Now! And get High on Mad Max!

It is indeed a lovely day!



I love movies. I love a good laugh. Put two and three together. The name’s Kein…LOLkein. They tell me my jokes are lame. I go like “You talkin to me?” (in De-Niro accent), and then they are like “Yea, we ARE talking to you” and I like hold out my gun and say in slo-mo “I like the way you die bwoy”… …and then I get shot. Loads of data analysis, Loads of Puns, Wait for the LOLkein, cause it’s gonna be fun!

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