I hate pauses, especially the ones that occur while watching films. My fellow monks @Sarco and @Thoth pause scenes and make a good 2 hour film into a 4 hour snoozefest. But no matter how ...
Spoiler: The first rule of Movie Monks is that, we only review movies that we absolutely love, and believe worthy of word count. So, I thought… (I know I’ve see Children of Heaven, which was ...
When I Raw, saw the trailer of this movie some months back, I was like “hsdadjuosajjc”. Sorry but that’s what the keyboard went like after I puked all over it. *Bullshit alert* Ok sorry! That ...
The Operator is a high-class kick-ass action movie, with fire, bullets, and let’s not forget gun-blazing fiery action that will set your adrenaline racing, while kicking-down doors and kicking-down bad guys, and maybe even ...
Think: It’s 2049. You are a blade runner. “a system of cells” You identify and retire Replicants… like death retires human beings. “like cells interlinked” Replicants are self-evolving bio-engineered human beings. “within cells interlinked” Made ...
I have been a fan of different types of horror movies since quite some time. When I was kid, I used to watch horror shows with my eyes closed (as if that really helped anyone), ...
There are movies… and then there are movies that you can only watch once. Why? Because these are movies that so mind-numbing and gut-wrenching that you can’t dare to watch them again. Readers beware – ...
The Invitation Movie – What went down while watching this Indi Masterpiece? *Logs on to Netflix* “Thank you Netflix for making me feel like shit by popping up so many shows that I haven’t even ...
I’ve got to admit. I hate Indian cinema halls! I mean. It’s kind of paradoxical if you ask me. Now this hate of mine is only because of certain very important reasons. First thing, I ...
[Statutory Warning: This post may or may not contain spoilers. Some say it causes cancer as well. Proceed at your own risk.] Sarco’s Pick Madeo (2009) When you think about movies that argue morality, ...
Weird Wierd Wierd Did I mention weird? Arrggghh, this movie is weird. Aliens, repo men, punks, a mad scientist, and religious consumerism… any idea what they all got in common? Nothing, and yet when you ...
I Thoth thought… (Racism was about colour, creed and culture. After watching Crash I realised that there are only two races in the world – Good & Bad. We’re all coloured with good and evil ...