The Invitation Movie Review (2016)
The Invitation Movie –
What went down while watching this Indi Masterpiece?
*Logs on to Netflix*
“Thank you Netflix for making me feel like shit by popping up so many shows that I haven’t even started watching.”
*Keeps scrolling*
“Oh, what is this movie ‘The Invitation’?
*clicks on play*
“Fuck Logos”
*After 2 minutes of logos*
“Fuck People who make logos”
*2 Mins*
“What the fuck! Tom Hardy is in this one? Or wait! No, that’s just an actor that looks like Tom Hardy… like Tom HARDLY! Lol I am too damn funny! Oh damn! Who gives a shit?” *continues watching*
*10 mins into the Invitation movie *
“Yes! Why not? Take your current girl to a party/get-together scene where your ex-wife invited you.” *slow clap*
*After 15 mins*
“Is this a documentary of people having a conversation at a party or what?!”
*25 mins into the Invitation movie *
“Ok I am feeling a bit weird right now! Why is the husband so goddamn suspicious? That woman just closed the door. Nothing wrong with that! … Or is it? Oh! Screw you Director”
*40 mins into the Invitation movie *
“I feel like I should be a part of this conversation. I also have a lot to share…about the…normal …mundane… stuff…people…share…Yay to me”
*57 mins into the Invitation movie *
“Is there something sinister going on? No, I think the husband is paranoid, or maybe the wife and her current husband are just weird hosts. What the hell! Just spit it already!”
*1 hour 5 mins into the Invitation movie *
“I think someone will probably die…”
*checks own pulse*
“…Yup! Probably me out of the sheer intensity of this film”
*1 hour 15 mins into the Invitation movie *
“Oh! Great. More creepy talks! I was missing that already”
*1 hour 20 mins into the Invitation movie *
“Ok, I don’t trust myself anymore”
*1 hour 27 mins into the Invitation movie *
“Looks like all is fine…”
*1 hour 27 mins and 8 secs”
…NOT”
*1 hour 30 mins*
“Holy Shit! Didn’t see that one coming! At all. I mean what the hell…
*1 hour 40 mins*
“I need some water…and probably some anti-depressants as well”
*1 hour 46 mins*
“Boy! That was some intense stuff…”
*1 hour 47 mins*
“…Which is nothing compared to what I am seeing right now!
*Movie ends*
“Fuck my life!”
*Searches on Netflix for a feel good film*
LOLkein, over & out
