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11 Reasons why watching movies in Indian cinemas is always a pain!

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11 Reasons why watching movies in Indian cinemas is always a pain!

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I’ve got to admit. I hate Indian cinema halls! I mean. It’s kind of paradoxical if you ask me. Now this hate of mine is only because of certain very important reasons.

First thing, I love to watch movies in cinema, because they are supposed to be seen on the big screen. I always give a big middle finger to people who say “Oh this movie wasn’t meant for the big screen.” Really? Your ass wasn’t meant for this planet either!

And secondly, the first point.

I could keep ranting about the bad cinema experiences that I’ve had over the years but it’s not gonna help, so here it is, my frustrations boiled down for you to understand.

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And yet, I do love watching movies in cinemas all the goddamn time! Cause you know, I got nothing better to do!

*Goes back to watching movies on Netflix*

– LOLkein, Over and Out

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I love movies. I love a good laugh. Put two and three together. The name’s Kein…LOLkein. They tell me my jokes are lame. I go like “You talkin to me?” (in De-Niro accent), and then they are like “Yea, we ARE talking to you” and I like hold out my gun and say in slo-mo “I like the way you die bwoy”… …and then I get shot. Loads of data analysis, Loads of Puns, Wait for the LOLkein, cause it’s gonna be fun!

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  1. the western sydney girl January 21, 2017

    The worst is kids in the cinema. Not the children themselves but the parents who bring their children under 5 to the movies for the 9pm sessions.
    Grrrr…

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